Because I have to live with this level of heart-breaking, bowel-cramping excellence EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE - and I'll be damned if I'm going to suffer alone. Trust me: you have not yet begun to know your capacity for enthusiasm.
So let's talk about writing. More specifically, about YOUR writing - and how you and I can make it even more awesome. Here's what I got on the docket:
Tuesday, September 16th - "Punching Up Your Prose" (express edition!) at the Benbrook Library
Hey, DFW peeps - you know that DFWcon class that you were so annoyed you missed? Well, it's like I always say: if you wait long enough, the circus always comes back to town - and this time, the town in question is Benbrook, just southwest of Fort Worth. They have a wonderful library, complete with an endlessly delightful librarian named Cullen Dansby - and just look what he's made for the occasion!
Is that not toe-curlingly fabulous? I would submit that it is. Here's the full class description:
If your book were a movie, it would be an instant classic. A stellar premise. Unforgettable characters. Mind-blowing plot turns. But somehow the words on the page aren’t fully conveying the tension of the tight parts, or the loveliness of the pretty parts, or the shocking-ness of the shocking parts. In this class, we’ll study the art of changing your writing style and word choice to complement the mood of any given scene – and also reveal handy techniques for turning every chapter of your manuscript into a lean, mean, page-turning machine.
And here's the best part: this version of the class NOT ONLY free to all comers, but also adjoins the Benbrook Library critique group meeting. Yes, exactly! You come, I do the dog and pony show, we all sit down, you share your work, and we talk about it. If that sounds like a good time to you, head over to the Benbrook Library's Writing Critique Group page and check out the "Group Rules and Guidelines" to get the whole scoop. I would love to see you there!
Saturday, September 20th - "Dialect to Die For" at the NTRWA Meeting in Colleyville
Yes, it's that other DFWcon class that you've been kicking yourself for missing! And this time, it's being brought to you by the letters N, T, R, W, and A. Here's the deal:
When it comes to dialect, we often hear that ‘less is more’. So how do you render a good Scottish brogue, or Southern drawl – and for that matter, how can you give a non-English-speaking character a voice that’s distinct but still readable? In this class, we’ll examine how to represent accents and speakers of other languages in a way that captures their voices without reducing them to verbal tics, gimmicks, or stereotypes.
But who is this mysterious NTRWA? Why, it's these fine folks here!
|(and with a posterior as magnificent as that, you KNOW you're going to have a good time.)|
I know, right. NOW you're interested. So head over to the NTRWA Meeting Info page to get all the specifics - because as excited as I am to have been invited to speak there, I would be even more enthused to bring some friends!
"Oh!" I hear you say. "Those sound like fun - but I'm not lucky and special enough to live in the earthly paradise that is the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex. What do you have for me?"
LET ME TELL YOU.
Perfecting Your Prose - the supreme interactive unstoppable kaiju granddaddy of "Punching Up Your Prose" - is going live at Loft.org on Monday, September 15th.
Needless to say, I'm pretty psyched about that. The online format is awesome, for one thing, and the prospect of getting to actually sit down and work with folks on their writing is super cool. (Can't do much of that with the traditional drop-the-mic-and-walk-offstage approach!)
Anyway, this class is of the non-free variety, and I realize that six weeks and $200 is not a small chunk of anyone's anything. So here is a tasty morsel, speared on a toothpick for your sampling pleasure: the video syllabus for the class, illustrating the tempting wonders that await you!
And there you have it, folks. If that sounds good, head over to Perfecting Your Prose and sign up to put my face in your space. We still have a few slots left, and I would love to fill them up with your fine selves!